Hello people… I know my fans (all one of them) will be very dissapointed in me for doing this but I am going to anyway… I am on strike. This is why I haven’t written in a while… and this is why I REFUSE to write until my demands are met.
I refuse to write on Sushi Files again until Al Pacino admits that he owes me $5. End of story.
I will not take this abuse anymore. Al! Pay me back darnit!
From your loving uncle, Uncle Sushi.
I just thought I ought to drop a line or two since neither I, nor Uncle Sushi, have written or published anything for the longest time…hmmm.
I wonder why that is?
Is it because the price of TuRkeys have gone up?
(Turkeys with a capital ‘T’ and ‘R’ you wonder dear friends and viewers?? Why yes indeed, for I am talking of the sacred creature The TuRkey…The long-legged TuRkey. Look it up if you’re not familar. It is worshipped in many cultures as being a rain bringing deity.)
Or is it because we have gotten bored?
Or is it because we were hospitalised due to severe flasbacks from our days in Nam?
Or is it because we were out investigating new realms?
I can only speak for myself, as I cannot ventriloquise for Uncle Sushi or our other representatives….But I myself was exploring other means of communication and other realms….This involved having seances to communicate with the dead, and joining face book to reach the living…
However, stay semi-tuned for more…For there will be more my friends, oh yes, there will be more…
Brought to you today on this sunny Tuesday afternoon/eve by Probable Sushi
I had a Past Life Diagnosis done and it was quite interesting. All you have to do is enter your birth date.
To get a flavour for it here is mine:
‘Your past life diagnosis:
I don’t know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Yukon around the year 1675. Your profession was that of a leader, major or captain.
Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Timid, constrained, quiet person. You had creative talents, which waited until this life to be liberated. Sometimes your environment considered you strange.
The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
It always seemed to you that your perceptions of the world are somewhat different. Your lesson is to trust your intuition as your best guide in your present life.
Do you remember now?’
Regressed by Probable Sushi
Unlike Probable Sushi, I think Global Warming is just awesome. Why do we have to be so negative all the time. Come on people, lighten up! So the ice caps melt a bit and the water level increases globally… but after all the death and destruction, just imagine how many new places we’ll have to swim! Okay, so the water would be filled with plants, bacteria and life that shouldn’t be there, but hey! Swimming is swimming!
I keep hearing about this ozone business… so we pollute the hell out of the atmosphere, global warming kills the atmosphere and we get zapped by ultraviolet what-nots… I say, COOL! Just imagine how quick it would be to achieve the sun burntan you’ve always wanted! No more sun-bathing for hours and hours… a quick few minutes in direct sunlight and awwwaaaaaayyyyy you go. Nice and crisp. Yummy.
Hmm… what else? Animals dying… who cares, really? I mean, Genetically Modified Foods should make up for that. Sure, you may end up growing an extra arm or a thumb up your pooper, but at the end of the day it’ll save us from having to care about those furry bastards we call McWhoppers or whatever.
Oh… I just remembered, the coolest part of it all… AIR POLLUTION! With all the carbon-monoxied you’ll be breathing in all day, who needs to smoke ciggerettes! Man, that saves a good few hundred $ a year alone!
I can’t wait! 
Brain-pooped by your good ‘ol Uncle Sushi.
P.S. - Remember to floss daily.
Check out this list for ideas of what we each can do in our everyday lives to prevent more damage to our planet.
http://www.stopglobalwarming.org/sgw_actionitems.asp
-Probable Sushi
The information below is taken from this web page:
http://www.stopglobalwarming.org/sgw_learnmore.asp
Global warming isn’t opinion. It’s a scientific reality. And the science tells us that human activity has made enormous impacts to our planet that affect our well-being and even our survival as a species.
The world’s leading science journals report that glaciers are melting ten times faster than previously thought, that atmospheric greenhouse gases have reached levels not seen for millions of years, and that species are vanishing as a result of climate change. They also report of extreme weather events, long-term droughts, and rising sea levels.
Fortunately, the science also tells us how we can begin to make significant repairs to try and reverse those impacts, but only through immediate action. That’s why we urge you to join us. The Stop Global Warming Virtual March is virtual but its purpose is real. By spreading the word and sharing this with others, our collective power will force governments, corporations, and politicians everywhere to pay attention.
What is Global Warming?
The Earth as an ecosystem is changing, attributable in great part to the effects of globalization and man. More carbon dioxide is now in the atmosphere than has been in the past 650,000 years. This carbon stays in the atmosphere, acts like a warm blanket, and holds in the heat — hence the name ‘global warming.’
The reason we exist on this planet is because the earth naturally traps just enough heat in the atmosphere to keep the temperature within a very narrow range - this creates the conditions that give us breathable air, clean water, and the weather we depend on to survive. Human beings have begun to tip that balance. We’ve overloaded the atmosphere with heat-trapping gasses from our cars and factories and power plants. If we don’t start fixing the problem now, we’re in for devastating changes to our environment. We will experience extreme temperatures, rises in sea levels, and storms of unimaginable destructive fury. Recently, alarming events that are consistent with scientific predictions about the effects of climate change have become more and more commonplace.
Environmental Destruction
The massive ice sheets in the Arctic are melting at alarming rates. This is causing the oceans to rise. That’s how big these ice sheets are! Most of the world’s population lives on or near the coasts. Rising ocean levels, an estimated six feet over the next 100 years or sooner, will cause massive devastation and economic catastrophe to population centers worldwide.
The United States, with only four percent of the world’s population, is responsible for 22% of the world’s greenhouse gas emissions. A rapid transition to energy efficiency and renewable energy sources will combat global warming, protect human health, create new jobs, protect habitat and wildlife, and ensure a secure, affordable energy future.
Health Risks
Malaria. Dengue Fever. Encephalitis. These names are not usually heard in emergency rooms and doctors’ offices in the United States. But if we don’t act to curb global warming, they will be. As temperatures rise, disease-carrying mosquitoes and rodents spread, infecting people in their wake. Doctors at the Harvard Medical School have linked recent U.S. outbreaks of dengue fever, malaria, hantavirus and other diseases directly to climate change.
Catastrophic Weather
Super powerful hurricanes, fueled by warmer ocean temperatures are the “smoking gun” of global warming. Since 1970, the number of category 4 and 5 events has jumped sharply. Human activities are adding an alarming amount of pollution to the earth’s atmosphere causing catastrophic shifts in weather patterns. These shifts are causing severe heat, floods and worse.
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A real eye opener isn’t it?
-Probable Sushi
Twisted and tangled in webs of my thoughts and fears,
Unsure of the future, confused of the past and uncertain of today,
I am left with nothing more than questions of who and where.
Uncle Sushi
I have to be the first to admit that usually The Sushi Files is full of silliness, but for once (or twice) I wish to be serious for a moment.
So here we go…
As our climate starts to change in more and more obvious ways every day a question lurks in my mind:
‘Are we all doomed?’
This post is dedicated to global warming…and the things we each can do to help the planet. Not just with battling global warming, but in any way that will help eliminate waste, make less waste…or even reuse the waste we have. Hey, anything to make our planet a friendlier, cleaner, healthier place to live.
In the comments section please feel free to leave your own amazing creative suggestions.
For inspiration check out these sites and blogs:
http://eastvillageidiot.com/2007/01/11/a-post-holiday-carol/
http://www.climatecrisis.net/blog/
http://www.greatgifts.org/GiftSelection/home.aspx
http://www.wearewhatwedo.org/index.php
This is beautiful-but is it a waste of energy?
Night Sky-Europe
Suggested by Probable Sushi
