Posing in knickers

I think people who pose their nickers are gross…there is seldom an act as disgusting as pose nicking. bail niting is equally bad to some, but i personally think that speet stritting is more offensive.
But hey, I guess that’s just a personal thing.
 
(Philosophised by Srobable Pushi)

Nose Picking Part 2

My almost mother-in-law’s son’s sister’s uncle used to say this: 
You can pick your nose…
You can pick your friends…
But you cant pick your friend’s nose.
(Thrown together by: Probable Sushi)

The Picking of Noses

This is the ultimate quote of the day. Please, support the cause (“Which cause?” you ask. Heck if I know.)…
“If your nose wasn’t on your face, would you still pick it?”
Brain-farted by your host for this evening: Uncle Sushi

Half-breed Sushi

Go to:
www.uselesstomato.com/capstone.html
Enjoy! 
 

Today’s Special

Starter:
* Spiteful Spider Soup,
 comes served with garlic gremlin bread
Main Course:
a choice of either:
* Barbequed Pixie Brains, 
with screaming starfish salad.
or
(our vegetarian option)
Magic Mushroom Stroganoff 
served on a bed of rice.
Desserts:
Star-bellied Sneetch Cakes
or
pixies in puff pastry.
 
(This menu includes tea, coffee and/or liquers.)
 
Probably created for your palate by: Probable Sushi

My Hole

Can I ever? Will I ever?
I never could. I never will.
Or so I felt.
This battle within myself – to push against the pull.
Me against my world.
My world built on delusion and confusion, love and hate,
It’s a powerful force that burns inside me,
Forever pulling against my push.
An unseen scale, weighing down my own self destruction.
It seems [...]

A Quote to Remember

This quote is ©opyright of me…
“If I had a dollar for every dollar I have, I’d be twice as rich.”
Deep. Isn’t it?
Brain-farted by: Uncle Sushi