The Sushi Files
The philisophical brain-fart compilation.

Archive for February, 2006

Obsessive Compulsive Ramblings

February 25, 2006

I think I have OCD. But I’m not really sure. Maybe you can help. Are these sentences too short? I think they are. Uh oh, that one was short too. So was that. And that. And that one. Okay, that one was a little longer. Cool, that one was longer too. Man. Oh, crap! Those [...]

Furious Fahitas

February 24, 2006

Have you ever just wanted to shout at someone? Someone has just reeeeally angered you, and you just want to yell at them a little, you know, just to get it out of your system…? But you can’t because their phone is GOD DAMN BUSY!!! It’s so infuriating!
I just had a phone conversation with a [...]

Lispy Sushi

February 21, 2006

Who in their right mind would put the letter ’s’ in the word lisp? It seems cruel.
-Probable Sushi

Tissues

February 20, 2006

So… you buy yourself a brand-spanking-new box of tissues, you take it home and you’re excited as hell to open it. You rip open that stupid piece of cardboard that never properly rips, and you pull out tissue numero uno. Why is it that Senior Uno always tears or brings a couple of his friends [...]

Sushi meditation centre

February 17, 2006

www.higher-evolution.co.uk
If you’re into meditation, tai chi, budhism, or just general relaxation, then you may find this place interesting.
Enjoy

Archive

February 17, 2006

The word ‘archive’ is a strange one…
I mean say it out loud…Roll it around in your mouth for a while…Taste it. Get to know the sound that it makes…It sounds strange doesn’t it? Almost like the words ‘our cave’ being said by a man with a funny accent.
Of course we dont want to be discriminative [...]

Wake up

February 17, 2006

Trapped in the rut that you’ve created for yourself
…as a safety net…
Distortion of life all around.
Thanatos grips your legs,
Trapping you,
Stifling your swirling essence.
Watching the trees as their leaves wither,
As the colour drains from your inner flower’s petals,
You cry not for what you have lost,
but for what you have allowed yourself to throw away.
Searching-feels so close, [...]

Revealing…

February 17, 2006

As you sit there,
glumly draining,
lethargically wallowing.
Expecting our words to manifest your comfort,
ushering us into your world,
to be scattered…
I turn to you and give you my truth;
The sound of brittle glass shattering is heard inside your head.
You are so caught up in this game,
True self long forgotten.
You have become your role,
merging with the vessel in front [...]

To take, to have or to give…Which one is the appropriate one? Are any of them?

February 17, 2006

I hope that I am not lowering the tone here…but I most probably am. So please excuse me.
When one uses the colloquial expression ‘I am going to take a leak’ why is it that one says ‘take’? After all, one is in fact not taking it anywhere…if anything one is getting rid of it. Letting it go, [...]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PROBABLE SUSHI!

February 16, 2006

Probable sushi is no longer the 24 year old she once used to be. She used to be a sweet, intelligent, fun-loving, easy-going, kind-hearted, weird 24 year old. But that has all changed now. She is no longer this 24 year old. She has now become a sweet, intelligent, fun-loving, easy-going, kind-hearted, weird 25 year [...]