Obsessive Compulsive Ramblings

I think I have OCD. But I’m not really sure. Maybe you can help. Are these sentences too short? I think they are. Uh oh, that one was short too. So was that. And that. And that one. Okay, that one was a little longer. Cool, that one was longer too. Man. Oh, crap! Those are too short. What will my readers think? Will they think I’m short? Why am I talking to myself? They’ll think I’m crazy. No I’m not. Well, maybe. Was that comma supposed to be there? I think so. This post looks messy, but I don’t know how to make it look neater. Maybe I should make the sentences longer… but what do I write to make them longer? Those 3 dots looks interesting, but no it looks like dust or something between 2 sentences. I think I should write those numbers as letters, not numbers. But how come I have to write numbers in letter form to use correct English? Number should be numbers – 2 not two. Did I insult someone by saying that? Oh, crap, questions again. And another short sentence. I forgot what I first started writing about. Should I read it again? But what if I read it again and lose interest and delete the post? I used ‘and’ twice in one sentence, was that ok? Who am I asking these questions too? Ok? Not ‘okay’? Which one is it? How can I stop asking questions? I think I have OCD. Well, probably I don’t, I don’t know. Were those two sentences snuck into one? Oh no! I asked another question, didn’t I? And another one… oh, crap.

Okay, maybe I should get some help.

OCD Ramblings, brought to you by your very own Uncle Sushi