Anti-Anti-biotics

I have decided that I am anti-anti-biotics (i.e. against them).
I am not exactly saying that I wouldn't take them, just that I'd really REALLY rather not. Even when they are taken as a last resort, they are taken resentfully.
I mean why on earth would any person in their right mind want to take something that messes [...]

Cliche Bad Day

Why is it that when one thing goes wrong for you, more and more things start to go wrong? Bad things never happen on their own…They always happen in twos or threes or…or…Well, dozens.
I am having one of those cliche bad days where everything starts to go wrong.
Now don't fret-I have not come here just [...]

Hand Sanitizers

Kills 99.9% of germs without water. Hmmm… interesting. So what happens to the 99.9% of germs once you've "killed" them with this sanitizing crap? Did you ever realize that once they're dead, they're probably still on your hands…? Don't forget the other .1% that's still alive, dancing away on your hands. Those are some tough [...]

Ex’s

Why is it that we need to be doing better than our ex's in order to feel "normal" about the whole thing? Why is it that when an ex is doing better than you, you feel jealous and crappy, but the second you've got yourself someone, you're back to normal?? Does this make any sense? [...]

My Poem About Chicken

I like chicken.
I like chicken because it has skin.
-Probable Sushi

My Poem About Cheese

Cheese.
Cheese. Cheese…Glorious cheese.
Delightful cheese!
Delicious geese!
I love cheese because cheese can be eaten on its own!
…In lumps, or morsels. Or slivers off the end of a knife.
 I love geese, because geese can be eaten on their own!
…In lumps or morsels. Or slivers off the end of a knife.
Cheese.
Some people put jam on top of it. Some people [...]

Psycho-social-sexual-mental-schematic-somatic analysis

I believe that a great Psychologist of the Psycho-social-sexual-mental-schematic tradition once stated that having fantasies or fixations about boxes, handbags, or for that matter any other object with a space inside, meant that one was fixated with one's mother's womb. That one wished to be at that delightful pre-birth stage again where one's self and [...]

If I Had a Box

If I had a box, I would place it under the sunshine and hope it grows. A few drops of water and my hopes that it will multiply like little gremlins. But what if the box doesn’t multiply and grow? What if my dreams to make this box something of significant value leaves me in [...]

Fennel Overkill

Well, I am never cooking spaghetti bolognaise that way again.
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realised by Probable Sushi.

Strangeness and Boredom go for a Walk.

I’d write something right now. But I am blank.
Blank Blank Blank.
Just blank.
Blank. Blankets.
Blink.Blank.
Wink….?
Guess the next word.
If you can guess the next word, and you hold the right ticket (you know…The ticket that you do not actually have to purchase the product for…But on which you do have to read the small print which is upside [...]