Ex’s

Why is it that we need to be doing better than our ex's in order to feel "normal" about the whole thing? Why is it that when an ex is doing better than you, you feel jealous and crappy, but the second you've got yourself someone, you're back to normal?? Does this make any sense? It makes no friggin' sense to me!

I was doing fine… perfectly fine… about my ex. I had a difficult time in dealing with the break up, but got over it soon enough. I have been doing fine for the past number of months, until I found out that she has herself a new crush. I burped up all the crap I so difficultly swallowed months ago, and let me tell you… 6 month old feelings of jealousy and anxiousness doesn't taste so good regurgitated.

So now I'm probably gonna feel like crap again until one of two things happens – either she gets over her new crush and things don't work out… or I find myself someone else. Obviously, the mature response would be to feel happy for her and get over myself. But let's face it… I'm an almost 25 year old 3 year old. I've got enough on my plate now, I don't have the time nor the energy to worry myself about being "mature." Screw maturity… let's all be kids – it's a heckovalot easier than trying to live up to the standards of your age group.

Spewed out like fire from a flame-thrower by Uncle Friggin' Sushi