Hand Sanitizers

Kills 99.9% of germs without water. Hmmm… interesting. So what happens to the 99.9% of germs once you've "killed" them with this sanitizing crap? Did you ever realize that once they're dead, they're probably still on your hands…? Don't forget the other .1% that's still alive, dancing away on your hands. Those are some tough bastards. 99.9% of their comrads were executed by your hand sanitizer. So more than likely they have a funeral to remember their fallen comrads, then declare war on your hands. Or, chances are you scared the crap outa them, and they've decided to jump off your hands, plummiting to their deaths in hopes of an easy way out.

But seriously… think about it. Those 99.9% of germs that the hand sanitizer killed are probably still on your hands – just dead. Ew! You've got a bunch of dead germs on your hands. I think I'll stick to soap and water.

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