The Sushi Files
The philisophical brain-fart compilation.

Archive for April, 2006

Expensive Things Part Two

April 27, 2006

You go to the jewlers to get a ring re-sized. They need to make it smaller. They charge you hard core dollars for this minor operation.
Now you know that there is something wrong in this world when you give someone money to take your gold away from you.
exasperatedly,
Probable Sushi.

Expensive Things

April 21, 2006

Why is it that some things are just Ridiculously priced?
Take car insurance for example…Think about it for a minute. You are paying for something that's not physically there. You pay £*$*£*$ for something that you never actually see. But its not like you get an invisible force field that will magically protect you car from [...]

Medical Marital Concerns-A Diagnosis.

April 19, 2006

I'd like to nominate wedding mania as a mental illness. I suggest that anyone suffering from this obsessive disorder be medicated.
I mean what is it about women and weddings? Now, don't get me wrong..Men can suffer from this too, and also some women never have the misfortune of experiencing this horrid syndrome…But still.
It is mainly women.
I [...]

Sssshhhhushi!

April 19, 2006

Silence is a four letter word spelt backwards.
Think about it.
messily scrawled by Probable Sushi.