The Sushi Files
The philisophical brain-fart compilation.

Archive for May, 2006

A Spell to Ensure a Confession-may be of interest to interrogation officers

May 30, 2006

To make someone confess what they have done wrong:
Take a frog alive from the water.
Extract it’s tongue and return the frog to the water.
Lay this same tongue on the heart of the sleeping person, and they will confess their deeds in their sleep.
This spell is recommended* for wives who suspect that their husbands are cheating [...]

Black cats

May 30, 2006

Spells and charms using black cats*:
The blood from the severed tail of a black cat will cure shingles or any other skin disease.
Styes on the eye can be cured by stroking with a black cat’s tail-use a tom cat for a woman and a queen cat for a man.
At the same time this charm must [...]

Quoting Blair Witch

May 23, 2006

'Josh?! JOSH?!?! Aaarrrgh! JOOOOSSHHH!!!! AAAAAA!!'
-Blair Witch Project.
Probable Sushi.

A Spell to Rid Yourself of an Unwanted Admirer

May 17, 2006

Occasionally people get into a situation where they are being pursued by someone whose attention is a nuisance. Rather than reacting in anger, it is better to open the way for this unwanted suitor to leave. This spell should do the trick.
(It is best not to react angrily as you are only sending out negativity to the universe. This [...]

Mushroomy Goodness

May 17, 2006

Mushrooms really work for me.
I find  they make everything so much more real, 3D ,and alive, somehow. The trees, the grass, the sky…Everything moves and has a life of its own. Its great. Like we're all part of a bigger picture. And everything is more connected and colourful. And the best thing about them is that when you [...]

Dear Doctor

May 9, 2006

Doctor, I am a bit worried about my mental health.
See, I keep having these weird dreams about monsters. And yesterday I thought there was something blowing on my leg, when no on else was around.
Also, Doctor, I think I saw someone standing behind me in the mirror…And I think the wardrobe door opened by itself [...]