The Sushi Files
The philisophical brain-fart compilation.

Dear Doctor

Doctor, I am a bit worried about my mental health.

See, I keep having these weird dreams about monsters. And yesterday I thought there was something blowing on my leg, when no on else was around.

Also, Doctor, I think I saw someone standing behind me in the mirror…And I think the wardrobe door opened by itself after I had gone to bed. But, of course, I cant be quite sure. It was dark.

Is this normal Doctor?

My therapist says it okay, and my psychic says it is a dead relative trying to make contact with me…She sees that as a good thing. She was really quite excited about it. But Doctor, what do you think?

One Response to “Dear Doctor”

  1. take two of these and call me in the morning. the receptionist will bill you.


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