The Sushi Files
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A Spell to Ensure a Confession-may be of interest to interrogation officers

To make someone confess what they have done wrong:

Take a frog alive from the water.
Extract it’s tongue and return the frog to the water.
Lay this same tongue on the heart of the sleeping person, and they will confess their deeds in their sleep.

This spell is recommended* for wives who suspect that their husbands are cheating on them, interrogation officers, teachers of young children or roman catholic priests.

HOWEVER we do recommend that you simply ask the person first, as they may just tell you. It would also save the life and tongue of a frog. After all, by taking the tongue of this frog you may actually be condeming him-as he would no longer be able to confess for himself to his own little froggy priest. At the very least you would condemn him to a life of no taste-buds.
Or worse yet, he may actually be a human prince that has been transformed to a toad. Which could indirectly lead to a world of comatose princesses.

-Probably (not) a Witch Doctor Sushi

(*please do not actually do this.it would just be stupid to do so.)

2 Responses to “A Spell to Ensure a Confession-may be of interest to interrogation officers”

  1. i can just see kermit now, floating in the lake with x’s for eyes… and no tongue. he croaked.

  2. hello! i’m a passer-by!

    haha! this is so funny! i wonder if it’s true


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