Black cats

Spells and charms using black cats*:

The blood from the severed tail of a black cat will cure shingles or any other skin disease.

Styes on the eye can be cured by stroking with a black cat’s tail-use a tom cat for a woman and a queen cat for a man.

At the same time this charm must be repeated: ‘I poke thee, I poke thee, I poke the queff that’s under the’ee O qualy way! O qualy way!’

-Probably (not) a Witch Doctor Sushi

* Although these spells may work I do not, nor does any other representative of the sushi files, suggest or recommend that you use them. There are simpler ways to cure hiccups and styes. We suggest that you contact your doctor before trying any alternative remedies and check with your local pharmacist before taking any medication. We do not believe in cruelty to animals-Not even geese.