Snaffle

I woke up at around 2.34am this morning and grew deeply concerned about something. I am worried that the word ’snaffle’ will not be used to it’s full potential. What if people forget what its means? What if people stop using it and it eventually becomes extinct? What then?

I propose that to prevent this, that you and I, together, launch a ’snaffle awareness campaign.’ We could support the usage of this word, and spread its meaning far and wide. We could start a snaffle-promoting society, or snaffle support group, and we could have weekly meetings, with finger foods and cocktails.

I suggest that in order to let the world know of snaffling, that we drop 10,000 leaflets from helicopters all over the city, and place subliminal messages in places that people suspect them least. We could advertise through the media, and have snaffle supporting slogans printed on T-shirts.

What do you think? You and I could do this.
We could change the world. Are you in?

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Snaffle. |’snaf.el|
[verb.] -originates from the 19th century.
To take without permission. To “away with” something. Typically done quickly and without prior agreement. To steal. To lay hold of (something) with one’s hands, without intention of returning (the something).

-Probable Sushi