Carl’s Bird-So ugly that the Danes love to see her leave

Have you guys met Carl’s new bird?
Man she is ugly…Small and fat, and her hair is funny coloured and balding in patches. Really, no one can understand what Carl is doing with a girl like her. And he’s such a nice young man. She’s so rude too! What a mouth she’s got! Always swearing…I’ve never heard such foul language before…And from a girl too. It’s quite disturbing.

She’s one of those people that doesn’t realise how unwanted she is. She forces herself on you with awkward conversation and then just latches on! She invites herself to your parties, and when you’re ordering a drink at the bar, she orders one too, thanks you and then walks away!

Carl’s bird is so ugly that people are glad to see her leave….but they dont like to watch her walk away.

eugh
Probable Sushi