Poo Monkeys and Chicken Helmets for the people.

Once upon a time there was a chicken monkey. He liked to poo under trees and eat raspberries. He just wanted a simple life-and who could blame him? Then one day a small boy came along and clubbed him over the head with a pool cue. When he regained consciousness he sat up and realised that someone was staring at him. It was the non-laughing hyena. The boy had left to go home-it was dinner time after all. The hyena and the chicken monkey decided it may be best to wear a helmet from then on, in case the boy returned.

However, when the other animals in the jungle saw these fantastic helmets they wanted to wear them too, as it seemed to be the latest trend. The hyena and the chicken monkey decided to mass produce them under the label : ‘chicken helmets for the people.’

The chicken helmets for the people sold well, and they made mass profits, and decided to open other factories and make more products. They opened a JungleBucks and now they sit around drinking ‘jungle-chicken-fraps’ which are the best jungle frappacinos around.

Probable Sushi.