Faeces, excrement and other droppings.

I dont know anyone who likes stepping in dog shit.
Especially when you’re not expecting it…It can be one of the most stomach turning experiences. The worst is when it’s freshly produced and still rather warm and slimy, and somehow it makes it way into your sandals and inbetween your toes.

Now every living creature on earth excretes…It’s only natural. But can you think of any types of excrement that you would willingly ingest? Like take for example baby poo. Imagine running your tongue over a diaper that was dripping with runny baby shit…all gooey and funny coloured, getting stuck to the roof of your mouth, as you fight to swallow. Or imagine popping rabbit pellets in your mouth like candy…feeling that dry crunch between your teeth as you tuck into a handful of those little bastards.

Hard to imagine ever wanting to do that isnt it? You will be shocked to hear that people actually do this-they willingly take waste matter into their mouths! Some people even snort it nasally…And people do this on a daily basis! Shocking isn’t it? It’s like some kind of weird habit. It’s not even a new thing…It’s been around for years. Some people become so dependent on it that they would probably die without it.

I am talking about plant excrement here.
In other words oxygen.
Bet you didnt see that one coming.

-Probable Sushi