The Comma
I would like to give the greeting of “Hello” to you all before I begin today’s lesson. I have taken a shortish-longish break from The Sushi Files, because, quite frankly, I have a thing for commas, as I am sure you can tell. Nonetheless, I is back again, and the brain-farting continues. Probable Sushi has been busy, hasn’t she? Posting away like there ain’t no tomorrow.
Anyway… here’s the lecture for today… “Commas? What tha?”
Let’s analyze the situation: what is a comma? A comma is defined by a semi-real dictionary as:
A punctuation mark (,) used to indicate the separation of elements within the grammatical structure of a sentence.
But suprisingly enough, the following definition is also true of the word “comma” (same dictionary):
Anglewing butterfly with a comma-shaped mark on the underside of each hind wing.
I like the second definition better. It defines the word “comma” as being a butterfly with a “comma” shape mark underside its’ wings. What’s more fascinating to you? That the word “comma” is actually a butterfly with a “comma” birthmark? Or that butterflies actually have enough wings to have “hind” wings. Must be similar to a “hind” leg, but flappier.
I hope you have benefited as much from this lecture as the butterflies have. Ta-ta for now.
Mentally flushed out by your dearest Uncle Sushi
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