Sardines

“San and Sandy were strolling along the ocean floor when they came across something odd, protruding from the sand. San, being the braver of the two lovers, kicked off some of the dirt covering this odd, protruding object with his tail. As the sand settled , the odd-looking object began to shine in the streaks of sunlight that cut through the boiling ocean water. Scared, having never seen such a shine, the two swam away to inform the authorities. Sander, the sardine-in-charge panicked, hearing the news, and called for backup. Sander and his team of stinky fish swam as quick as they could to the weird object, only to discover that it was an odd form of a container. After much investigation, Sander and the crew of scaly beings wanted to make use of the object, and so offered it to their King – King Sambo – as a gift. King Sambo, being the beast of a sardine as he was, decided to use the new object as his bed, inviting his many mistresses to join him for the night. Crammed into the shiny object, the King and his sardine-gals slept comfortably until the morning. Having such a good night’s sleep, King Sambo ordered his scouts to hunt for more of these objects. Soon enough, the whole Kingdom of stinky sardines, were sleeping in these objects.”

Little did you know, I’m sure, that this is actually the tale of how sardines ended up in those cans. Share this story with your loved ones, please.

Squeezed out by your Uncle Sushi