Posh Dinner Parties

Sautee potatoes….Bernaise sauce….Cabernet sauvignon…..Lemon meringues….Creme brulee….Daaaaaarling!
I insist…Just one more slice…please! I won’t hear of it!
Jeeves made it.
We had him make it.
*aristocratic laugh*
Daaaaaaaaarling…Please, you haven’t touched your wine.
It’s a very good year don’t you know.
It’s getting late-Jeeves go fetch the countess’s coat. Oh, and her shawl.
Where is Bernard? Still in the restroom? Quick snaffle some of [...]

Irksome In

I have to admit that not many things frustrate me in life, I am a reasonably calm individual most of the time. However, the English language with all its lies, does.
Take the word ‘in’ for example. There are so many ways to use the word. Yet, several of the ways are obscure and inaccurate. [...]

Philosophy of the Sandwich

Two pieces of bread with something tasty between the two. Have you thought of the philosophy that governs the existence of the sandwich? I thought not. Let’s take the cheese sandwich as an example – two plain, white pieces of bread with a slice of cheddar cheese. A nice simple point of reference. Do we [...]

Random Sushi-of the non-sexual sort, thank you very much.

So…I’ve been checking our blog stats and it seems that quite a few people have found us by searching for ’sexual-sushi’ on various search engines.
Now this puzzles me slightly as i’ve never heard of sexual sushi before. I mean firstly how can sushi be sexual if it is dead…? Inanimate objects can’t be sexual…Unless you’re [...]