Posh Dinner Parties

Sautee potatoes….Bernaise sauce….Cabernet sauvignon…..Lemon meringues….Creme brulee….Daaaaaarling!
I insist…Just one more slice…please! I won’t hear of it!
Jeeves made it.
We had him make it.
*aristocratic laugh*
Daaaaaaaaarling…Please, you haven’t touched your wine.
It’s a very good year don’t you know.
It’s getting late-Jeeves go fetch the countess’s coat. Oh, and her shawl.
Where is Bernard? Still in the restroom? Quick snaffle some of his sherry while he is away.
*aristocratic laugh*
Well daaaaaarling, we must do this again.
It reaaaaaaally has been too long.
*kisses air*
We must do this again.

-Probably not. Probable Sushi