An Update

Good Evening Folks!

I am here as a representative of The Sushi Files™ and as a representative I have been asked to speak on behalf of Probable Sushi on a matter very close to her own heart…The absence of Uncle Sushi.

After the resurrection (see post no. 1143 a.k.a. ‘latest news’) Uncle Sushi was retrained in his combat skills and sent on a covert mission as an operative. This was sanctioned by Sergeant Sushi, who himself has been missing in action for a number of years.

Probable Sushi was left behind to run The Sushi Files™ until Uncle Sushi was ready to return.

Until further information is available I am contracted to be on standby. However, I am authorised to answer any queries that you may have concerning either Uncle Sushi, Probable Sushi or The Sushi Files™ as long as these queries are not linked in any way, shape or form, to the supply commission.

I am also not authorised to tell you whether or not this is currently a code red.

Yours sincerely,
A representative of The Sushi Files™