The Sushi Files
The philisophical brain-fart compilation.

Why were we gone…?

I just thought I ought to drop a line or two since neither I, nor Uncle Sushi, have written or published anything for the longest time…hmmm.

I wonder why that is?

Is it because the price of TuRkeys have gone up?
(Turkeys with a capital ‘T’ and ‘R’ you wonder dear friends and viewers?? Why yes indeed, for I am talking of the sacred creature The TuRkey…The long-legged TuRkey. Look it up if you’re not familar. It is worshipped in many cultures as being a rain bringing deity.)

Or is it because we have gotten bored?

Or is it because we were hospitalised due to severe flasbacks from our days in Nam?

Or is it because we were out investigating new realms?

I can only speak for myself, as I cannot ventriloquise for Uncle Sushi or our other representatives….But I myself was exploring other means of communication and other realms….This involved having seances to communicate with the dead, and joining face book to reach the living…

However, stay semi-tuned for more…For there will be more my friends, oh yes, there will be more…

Brought to you today on this sunny Tuesday afternoon/eve by Probable Sushi

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