Monkey’s and Martyrdom

There was a time, a long long time ago, where monkeys lived free of prejudice and coercion. There was a time where monkeys knew what the funky chicken the word coercion meant. There were plenty of times, but this story looks back at one particular time… the time where bananas were abundant and the branches seemed to never [...]

New Legislation in Part L of the Standard Fart Procedure

I’m not quite sure what to make of this new legislation which has been passed by The Powers That Be. It seems so uncompromising. And if there’s one thing you don’t need when attempting brain-farting, it’s resistance. It’s so bad for the health you know.
As a result I am now not sure how to get [...]

The Sushi Files: Revived and Ready to Poop All Over Your Minds

Well, dear people of the Kingdom of Sushidome…. what the f**k has been happening here? Probable and I have been on hiatus for a while… my fault, I must admit… but we’re here again… and we’re gonna rock the shit out of this blog — as always.
To kick things off again, here’s a thought… Why [...]