The Sushi Files: Revived and Ready to Poop All Over Your Minds

Well, dear people of the Kingdom of Sushidome…. what the f**k has been happening here? Probable and I have been on hiatus for a while… my fault, I must admit… but we’re here again… and we’re gonna rock the shit out of this blog — as always.

To kick things off again, here’s a thought… Why is it that when you decide to let out a tiny little fart on an elevator, it’s the stinkiest little bastard? And it always seems to linger until you’ve reached the floor your headed to and there’s always some woman with her little kid about to walk in.

For all you elevator farters out there — keep your poo bubbles in your containment area until your out of harm’s way.

The thankful uncle of all sushi lovers… Uncle Sushi.