Here’s a small, strange brain fart I wanted to lay down for you lovely people…
We all have to poop. This is universal. Black people, white people, slightly-tanned people, Canadians… we all have to poop. But what I think is fascinating is that we all have similar tendencies. For example, why is it that we have this innate desire to hold our poop in? You might be at home watching TV or at the office wasting time and pretending to work, but you’ll do the same thing when the urge to poop comes along. You’ll decide to ignore it for a while and “cook it”. Why? We’re all guilty of it, so don’t try denying it.
Is it the challenge or the thrill that we seek? Is pooping such an intolerable process that we try to postpone the inevitable whenever we can? What’s the deal?
I personally find it to be a nice challenge. Keeps you on your toes to see how long you can withhold before you actually shit yourself.
Speaking of which… gotta run!
Withheld by your soon-to-be-pooping-like-a-winner Uncle Sushi.
