ON STRIKE!

Hello people… I know my fans (all one of them) will be very dissapointed in me for doing this but I am going to anyway… I am on strike. This is why I haven’t written in a while… and this is why I REFUSE to write until my demands are met.
I refuse to write on Sushi [...]

F*ck It

I think the title says it all.
The Pissed-Off Uncle Sushi.

Why Global Warming is Cool

Unlike Probable Sushi, I think Global Warming is just awesome. Why do we have to be so negative all the time. Come on people, lighten up! So the ice caps melt a bit and the water level increases globally… but after all the death and destruction, just imagine how many new places we’ll have to [...]

Diseased Society

Please excuse the tardiness (and promiscuity) of this post-it appears that we have been having some technical difficulties.
But we’re back on track once more.
So…I have come to realise that we’re actually falling apart. If society has become the equivalent of a comfort blanket from your childhood, then it is falling apart at the seams…It is [...]

Life’s Shitty Little Surprises

* Hayfever induced skin rash.
* When you drink out of a can of coke that someone else has put their cigarette butt in.
* When you think you’re smart by bringing the EXACT change for a bus ticket but the bus fare has gone up and no one has told you.
* When someone decides that THEIR [...]

Friggin Feng Shui

I’ve just feng shui’ed my home.
I was having some money problems and a friend of mine recommended I give my home the once over with a feng shui book, to rid my self of any “negative vibes” She said it worked wonders for her.
It’s meant to harmonise your stressful energies or something…I need some de-stressing [...]

Expensive Things Part Two

You go to the jewlers to get a ring re-sized. They need to make it smaller. They charge you hard core dollars for this minor operation.
Now you know that there is something wrong in this world when you give someone money to take your gold away from you.
exasperatedly,
Probable Sushi.

Expensive Things

Why is it that some things are just Ridiculously priced?
Take car insurance for example…Think about it for a minute. You are paying for something that's not physically there. You pay £*$*£*$ for something that you never actually see. But its not like you get an invisible force field that will magically protect you car from [...]

Cliche Bad Day

Why is it that when one thing goes wrong for you, more and more things start to go wrong? Bad things never happen on their own…They always happen in twos or threes or…or…Well, dozens.
I am having one of those cliche bad days where everything starts to go wrong.
Now don't fret-I have not come here just [...]

Furious Fahitas

Have you ever just wanted to shout at someone? Someone has just reeeeally angered you, and you just want to yell at them a little, you know, just to get it out of your system…? But you can’t because their phone is GOD DAMN BUSY!!! It’s so infuriating!
I just had a phone conversation with a [...]