Monkey’s and Martyrdom

There was a time, a long long time ago, where monkeys lived free of prejudice and coercion. There was a time where monkeys knew what the funky chicken the word coercion meant. There were plenty of times, but this story looks back at one particular time… the time where bananas were abundant and the branches seemed to never [...]

New Legislation in Part L of the Standard Fart Procedure

I’m not quite sure what to make of this new legislation which has been passed by The Powers That Be. It seems so uncompromising. And if there’s one thing you don’t need when attempting brain-farting, it’s resistance. It’s so bad for the health you know.
As a result I am now not sure how to get [...]

The Sushi Files: Revived and Ready to Poop All Over Your Minds

Well, dear people of the Kingdom of Sushidome…. what the f**k has been happening here? Probable and I have been on hiatus for a while… my fault, I must admit… but we’re here again… and we’re gonna rock the shit out of this blog — as always.
To kick things off again, here’s a thought… Why [...]

ON STRIKE!

Hello people… I know my fans (all one of them) will be very dissapointed in me for doing this but I am going to anyway… I am on strike. This is why I haven’t written in a while… and this is why I REFUSE to write until my demands are met.
I refuse to write on Sushi [...]

Why were we gone…?

I just thought I ought to drop a line or two since neither I, nor Uncle Sushi, have written or published anything for the longest time…hmmm.
I wonder why that is?
Is it because the price of TuRkeys have gone up?
(Turkeys with a capital ‘T’ and ‘R’ you wonder dear friends and viewers?? Why yes indeed, for [...]

Things we CAN do

Check out this list for ideas of what we each can do in our everyday lives to prevent more damage to our planet.
http://www.stopglobalwarming.org/sgw_actionitems.asp
-Probable Sushi

Global Warming Revisited

The information below is taken from this web page:
http://www.stopglobalwarming.org/sgw_learnmore.asp
Global warming isn’t opinion. It’s a scientific reality. And the science tells us that human activity has made enormous impacts to our planet that affect our well-being and even our survival as a species.
The world’s leading science journals report that glaciers are melting ten times faster than [...]

An Update

Good Evening Folks!
I am here as a representative of The Sushi Files™ and as a representative I have been asked to speak on behalf of Probable Sushi on a matter very close to her own heart…The absence of Uncle Sushi.
After the resurrection (see post no. 1143 a.k.a. ‘latest news’) Uncle Sushi was retrained in his [...]

Mid-Messiah Crisis

And he just walked in….In the middle of everything!
This guy actually thought he was the new messiah.
Sitting down next to the young one, he completely ignored her. That had certainly never been done before. As they wheeled in the trays of pastrami and German Bratwurst sausage, she scrutinized him. She made up her [...]

latest news

I’d like to apologise for not having been around for a while.
Sushi Files has had some behind the scenes troubles. Financially we have had a low, and with oil prices being high, we nearly had to close down. Personal issues have been at an all time high as well, and since our company therapist quit [...]