My Visit To The Theater

A group of forty-something-year-old, balding ladies scrambled over the furniture. Thankfully I was still wearing sun glasses that managed to dim the glare from their pale naked flesh. They all held ticket stubs in their pudgy fingers, while they noisily arranged themselves in their seats.
Finally when they were seated, rather clumsily might I add, the [...]

Similarity

Have you watched the film Aeon Flux?
Is it just me…Or is there a similarity between the Human Upgrades website (in our blog roll) and that movie? A similar theme, if you will.
I personally am all for ageing naturally.
How about you?
Probable Sushi wonders what the future will hold.

My Recent Confession

Sinner: Forgive me Father for I have sinned.
Priest: When was your last confession?
Sinner: More than ten years ago.
Sinner: *takes deep breath* I threw a glass of water in the face of a cripple.
Priest: Why did you do that my son?
Sinner: I dont know Father. He just looked so happy, that I couldn’t help myself.
Priest: Is [...]

Posh Dinner Parties

Sautee potatoes….Bernaise sauce….Cabernet sauvignon…..Lemon meringues….Creme brulee….Daaaaaarling!
I insist…Just one more slice…please! I won’t hear of it!
Jeeves made it.
We had him make it.
*aristocratic laugh*
Daaaaaaaaarling…Please, you haven’t touched your wine.
It’s a very good year don’t you know.
It’s getting late-Jeeves go fetch the countess’s coat. Oh, and her shawl.
Where is Bernard? Still in the restroom? Quick snaffle some of [...]

Random Sushi-of the non-sexual sort, thank you very much.

So…I’ve been checking our blog stats and it seems that quite a few people have found us by searching for ’sexual-sushi’ on various search engines.
Now this puzzles me slightly as i’ve never heard of sexual sushi before. I mean firstly how can sushi be sexual if it is dead…? Inanimate objects can’t be sexual…Unless you’re [...]

Sardines

“San and Sandy were strolling along the ocean floor when they came across something odd, protruding from the sand. San, being the braver of the two lovers, kicked off some of the dirt covering this odd, protruding object with his tail. As the sand settled , the odd-looking object began to shine in the streaks [...]

The Days of Nam-A Correction

It has been brought to my attention that there is a non-factual statement in the previous post, specifically named: ‘Toothpicks & Homemade Birthday Cards’
Now, because The Sushi Files is a non-profit organisation using only organic goods and and non-chemical bi-products, we cannot be seen to be telling lies, fibs, or other non-truths. Also, we cannot [...]

Toothpicks & Homemade Birthday Cards

Hello Boys and Girls,
Today’s words must be brief as we do not have much time.
I suppose I could link this with recent blog: ‘Live as Though Each Minute Were Your Last’ or even leave it on a more philosophically questioning tone…Like how much time do we actually have?
….Like in the Tibetan sense of how [...]

Live as though each minute is your last

Quick!
There may be no day after this one!
Perhaps the sun will set, and never rise again…We must live as though today is our last ever chance to…well…blog.
No but really….someone once told me that you should live every day as though you are dying. Very wise words.
I bet you would get a lot more out of [...]

Mid-Summer Solstice

Did you realise that today is the longest day of the year?
When you are at work today and time feels like it is crawling…just remember…it really is.
There will be nearly twice as much day time today as there is in the middle of the winter. Unless of course you are a lucky bastard that [...]