Philosophy of the Sandwich

Two pieces of bread with something tasty between the two. Have you thought of the philosophy that governs the existence of the sandwich? I thought not. Let’s take the cheese sandwich as an example – two plain, white pieces of bread with a slice of cheddar cheese. A nice simple point of reference. Do we [...]

Left Overs-a different appproach

Today I decided to try something new…last night we had dinner guests and there were lots of left overs. You know what it’s like, there’s always too much food to feed the guests on the night, but always too little to make a complete meal from for the next day…So you end up mixing and [...]

What not to cook when you have dinner guests-unless you wish them dead.

This is a fairly simple dish to make. I like to call it apple surprise, because the surprise is that there are no apples in it.
Ingredients needed:
1 succulent wild chicken (no innards)
3 ripened tomatoes
2 abhorrent rotten aubergines
5 table spoons of lemon juice
3 tsps of chili
3 tsps of curry powder
a dash of salt
a dash of pepper
4 [...]

Today’s Special

Starter:
* Spiteful Spider Soup,
 comes served with garlic gremlin bread
Main Course:
a choice of either:
* Barbequed Pixie Brains, 
with screaming starfish salad.
or
(our vegetarian option)
Magic Mushroom Stroganoff 
served on a bed of rice.
Desserts:
Star-bellied Sneetch Cakes
or
pixies in puff pastry.
 
(This menu includes tea, coffee and/or liquers.)
 
Probably created for your palate by: Probable Sushi