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Past Life Diagnosis

February 6, 2007

I had a Past Life Diagnosis done and it was quite interesting. All you have to do is enter your birth date.
To get a flavour for it here is mine:
‘Your past life diagnosis:
I don’t know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the [...]

Mid-Summer Solstice

June 21, 2006

Did you realise that today is the longest day of the year?
When you are at work today and time feels like it is crawling…just remember…it really is.
There will be nearly twice as much day time today as there is in the middle of the winter. Unless of course you are a lucky bastard that [...]

A Spell to Ensure a Confession-may be of interest to interrogation officers

May 30, 2006

To make someone confess what they have done wrong:
Take a frog alive from the water.
Extract it’s tongue and return the frog to the water.
Lay this same tongue on the heart of the sleeping person, and they will confess their deeds in their sleep.
This spell is recommended* for wives who suspect that their husbands are cheating [...]

Black cats

May 30, 2006

Spells and charms using black cats*:
The blood from the severed tail of a black cat will cure shingles or any other skin disease.
Styes on the eye can be cured by stroking with a black cat’s tail-use a tom cat for a woman and a queen cat for a man.
At the same time this charm must [...]

A Spell to Rid Yourself of an Unwanted Admirer

May 17, 2006

Occasionally people get into a situation where they are being pursued by someone whose attention is a nuisance. Rather than reacting in anger, it is better to open the way for this unwanted suitor to leave. This spell should do the trick.
(It is best not to react angrily as you are only sending out negativity to the universe. This [...]