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Conveniently Yours

August 13, 2009

We live in a throw-away society. Everything centers around convenience.
Throw-away plates, to save you doing dishes.
Throw-away napkins, polystyrene cups, single use shaving razors, disposable cameras, disposable diapers….the list of convenience, “throw-away” goods goes on. Even songs on the radio tell us to, “throw away your television”. We chuck Christmas trees once they’ve been used. We [...]

Why were we gone…?

April 24, 2007

I just thought I ought to drop a line or two since neither I, nor Uncle Sushi, have written or published anything for the longest time…hmmm.
I wonder why that is?
Is it because the price of TuRkeys have gone up?
(Turkeys with a capital ‘T’ and ‘R’ you wonder dear friends and viewers?? Why yes indeed, for [...]

F*ck It?

March 6, 2007

*wonders why Uncle Sushi is angry*
Probable Sushi speculates.

Past Life Diagnosis

February 6, 2007

I had a Past Life Diagnosis done and it was quite interesting. All you have to do is enter your birth date.
To get a flavour for it here is mine:
‘Your past life diagnosis:
I don’t know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the [...]

Things we CAN do

January 28, 2007

Check out this list for ideas of what we each can do in our everyday lives to prevent more damage to our planet.
http://www.stopglobalwarming.org/sgw_actionitems.asp
-Probable Sushi

Global Warming Revisited

January 28, 2007

The information below is taken from this web page:
http://www.stopglobalwarming.org/sgw_learnmore.asp
Global warming isn’t opinion. It’s a scientific reality. And the science tells us that human activity has made enormous impacts to our planet that affect our well-being and even our survival as a species.
The world’s leading science journals report that glaciers are melting ten times faster than [...]

Global Warming

January 15, 2007

I have to be the first to admit that usually The Sushi Files is full of silliness, but for once (or twice) I wish to be serious for a moment.
So here we go…
As our climate starts to change in more and more obvious ways every day a question lurks in my mind:
‘Are we all doomed?’
This [...]

The Best Recipe For Christmas Pudding

December 12, 2006

Take a handful of sultanas and dried apricots,throw them into a large bowl and add some raisins and spiteful relatives and mix well.
Pour in two measures of brandy and leave to soak for the duration of a family argument.
Once the argument is over then add the candied lemon peel and stir for two minutes. Then [...]

Mid-Messiah Crisis

November 15, 2006

And he just walked in….In the middle of everything!
This guy actually thought he was the new messiah.
Sitting down next to the young one, he completely ignored her. That had certainly never been done before. As they wheeled in the trays of pastrami and German Bratwurst sausage, she scrutinized him. She made up her [...]

latest news

October 31, 2006

I’d like to apologise for not having been around for a while.
Sushi Files has had some behind the scenes troubles. Financially we have had a low, and with oil prices being high, we nearly had to close down. Personal issues have been at an all time high as well, and since our company therapist quit [...]