My Visit To The Theater

A group of forty-something-year-old, balding ladies scrambled over the furniture. Thankfully I was still wearing sun glasses that managed to dim the glare from their pale naked flesh. They all held ticket stubs in their pudgy fingers, while they noisily arranged themselves in their seats.
Finally when they were seated, rather clumsily might I add, the [...]

Similarity

Have you watched the film Aeon Flux?
Is it just me…Or is there a similarity between the Human Upgrades website (in our blog roll) and that movie? A similar theme, if you will.
I personally am all for ageing naturally.
How about you?
Probable Sushi wonders what the future will hold.

My Recent Confession

Sinner: Forgive me Father for I have sinned.
Priest: When was your last confession?
Sinner: More than ten years ago.
Sinner: *takes deep breath* I threw a glass of water in the face of a cripple.
Priest: Why did you do that my son?
Sinner: I dont know Father. He just looked so happy, that I couldn’t help myself.
Priest: Is [...]

Posh Dinner Parties

Sautee potatoes….Bernaise sauce….Cabernet sauvignon…..Lemon meringues….Creme brulee….Daaaaaarling!
I insist…Just one more slice…please! I won’t hear of it!
Jeeves made it.
We had him make it.
*aristocratic laugh*
Daaaaaaaaarling…Please, you haven’t touched your wine.
It’s a very good year don’t you know.
It’s getting late-Jeeves go fetch the countess’s coat. Oh, and her shawl.
Where is Bernard? Still in the restroom? Quick snaffle some of [...]

Irksome In

I have to admit that not many things frustrate me in life, I am a reasonably calm individual most of the time. However, the English language with all its lies, does.
Take the word ‘in’ for example. There are so many ways to use the word. Yet, several of the ways are obscure and inaccurate. [...]

Random Sushi-of the non-sexual sort, thank you very much.

So…I’ve been checking our blog stats and it seems that quite a few people have found us by searching for ’sexual-sushi’ on various search engines.
Now this puzzles me slightly as i’ve never heard of sexual sushi before. I mean firstly how can sushi be sexual if it is dead…? Inanimate objects can’t be sexual…Unless you’re [...]

Left Overs-a different appproach

Today I decided to try something new…last night we had dinner guests and there were lots of left overs. You know what it’s like, there’s always too much food to feed the guests on the night, but always too little to make a complete meal from for the next day…So you end up mixing and [...]

The Days of Nam-A Correction

It has been brought to my attention that there is a non-factual statement in the previous post, specifically named: ‘Toothpicks & Homemade Birthday Cards’
Now, because The Sushi Files is a non-profit organisation using only organic goods and and non-chemical bi-products, we cannot be seen to be telling lies, fibs, or other non-truths. Also, we cannot [...]

Toothpicks & Homemade Birthday Cards

Hello Boys and Girls,
Today’s words must be brief as we do not have much time.
I suppose I could link this with recent blog: ‘Live as Though Each Minute Were Your Last’ or even leave it on a more philosophically questioning tone…Like how much time do we actually have?
….Like in the Tibetan sense of how [...]

Diseased Society

Please excuse the tardiness (and promiscuity) of this post-it appears that we have been having some technical difficulties.
But we’re back on track once more.
So…I have come to realise that we’re actually falling apart. If society has become the equivalent of a comfort blanket from your childhood, then it is falling apart at the seams…It is [...]